My AI Secretary

I finally got a secretary. Not a real one, alas, but still. Ever since I can remember I've wanted one. First mostly because my dad had one, and to the five-year-old me he was of course the most powerful man in the world. If I had a secretary, I'd be powerful too, and that would make him proud. Easy! When I got older this understanding shifted to finding the idea of a secretary extremely practical. Imagine not having to think of hard-to-remember stuff, like names and birthdays. And yet later it shifted towards the understanding that a secretary might just free up enough space to get ahead of the todo list and cumulatively grow the rest of your life. So, ever since I first used GPT2 (Yes, that's a 2; and yes that was a flex.) I've had two things in mind: Complete codebase refactors (jury is out on that one) and building myself a secretary like some digital Frankenstein. I've tried both, many times, and failed always. And I basically gave up for a while. But then people started asking if