I Tested TurboQuant KV Cache Compression on Consumer GPUs. Here's What Actually Happened.

I spent this weekend testing TurboQuant KV cache compression on my home lab Kubernetes cluster. The paper (ICLR 2026, Google Research) promises up to 4.57x compression of the KV cache with minimal quality loss. That sounded like exactly what I needed. I'm always bumping up against VRAM limits trying to run larger models or longer contexts on consumer hardware. Here's what I found: it works, but there are real tradeoffs nobody's talking about yet. The Problem: KV Cache Eats Your VRAM If you've run LLMs locally, you know the drill. You load a 32B model that fits in 20GB of VRAM, set the context to 32K, and suddenly you're at 28GB. The model weights didn't change. It's the KV cache growing linearly with context length. For every token in the context, the model stores key and value vectors for every attention head at every layer. In FP16, that adds up fast. A 32B model at 32K context can burn through 8+ GB of VRAM just for the KV cache. TurboQuant's approach is to apply a Walsh-Hadamard Tr