Enterprise Coffee Decisioner

This is a submission for the DEV April Fools Challenge What I Built I built Enterprise Coffee Decisioner™, an intentionally useless April Fools web app that decides whether you should drink coffee using corporate nonsense and teapot drama. Neon “enterprise” UI with fake KPI dashboard (Synergy Index, Caffeine Half-Life, Jitter Probability, Board Alignment). 17-point strategic intake form with absurd entries (Lunar Influence, Manager Proximity, Last Git Commit). “⬡ FINALIZE DECISION ⬡” includes required repeated confirmation clicks. HTTP 418 teapot path: the system explicitly returns “I’M A TEAPOT”. “Download PDF” path requires physical shake (or manual shake button), then shows comedic outcome (page 847 blank, antivirus quarantine, etc.). Local memo generator (no external API required), but concept idea came from Google Antigravity + Claude Sonnet style prompts in design. Demo Run locally in browser: Open enterprise_coffee_decisioner_april_fools.html from repo. Fill inputs. Click “FINAL